I recently took my (then 6 year old) Dax to see a dentist. He is my kid with few inhibitions; he’ll say anything to anyone. I walked him over to get his x-rays. There was a bald lady assisting with the x-rays. My blunt little man was initially very quiet. I was hopeful. Then:
Bald Lady: Oh, you’re a pro. You’ve done this before.
Dax: (very matter of factly) I have done this before, except it was at a different place and that place didn’t have any bald people, but this place does have bald people.
Me: (sheepishly) Kids are great.
Bald Lady: (Crickets)
Grumpy Grateful Mom Goal of the Day: Bald lady sensitivity training.